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How did this all start, well that's a long story… but I'm glad you asked. You might have heard a little bit about it from the B-52s, they stole my story for a song. One day I was hanging out at the beach. Just relaxing under my favorite dock. The beach was crowded that day. And that's when I noticed it… it was the oddest thing… everyone had matching towels. Anyway, to make a short story long, before I noticed it someone picked me up. I guess they thought I was a rock. Obviously, they realized that wasn’t exactly true. The song that made me famous just kind of happened right then and there. You should have seen that beach – what a party! Next thing you know I'm in a tank watching developers write code and administrators turn into superheroes. And if you ask me, this is the life! Let's Rock!
Designer: Core Team
Some may call me common, but I prefer the term "original". You can't beat the original (just ask Coke).
Ahoy there, matey! When the developers asked me to adorn their Coding Codex I said "Aye, Aye, Captain!" I had no idea I'd be hornswaggled onto a sticker too. Scurvy dogs!
The Rock Community is the TRUE Rebellion. And like Jyn Erso and all of you... I Rebel!!!!
I first strutted my stuff at RX2017 and I've been rocking and rolling ever since.
Guten Tag! All the talk of mountains at RX2017 inspired my creation and I've been enjoying pretzels and brats ever since.
Designer: Kate Hull
Merry Christmas! I was printed to celebrate my 12 Days of Christmas in 2018.
I donned my cape for RX2018 as a symbol of truth, justice and the community way. I'm surprised anyone recognized me with my mask on.
I'm no ordinary sticker. Do a great deed for the community? Emily might acknowledge it by giving you one of her personal challenge stickers. Bon Voyage!
I'm part lobster part weapon. Do a great service for the community? Jon might honor it by giving you one of his personal challenge stickers. Domo arigatou gozaimasu!
Come to my master class and you'll get this trophy. But, only if you pass!
To celebrate the announcement of Rock Cloud at RX2018 I donned this fabulous shirt to mark the event.
I live a high-res digital life, but sometimes I like to go ol' school.
Things are going great, and they're only getting better. I'm doing all right, getting new churches. The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades...
Me encantan los tacos y ahora Ud. puede celebrarlos conmigo.
This one is for my peeps who host roadshows all around the world to promote me... oh... and Rock too.
My legs get a little shaky whenever I have to speak in front of others. To honor those who speak at my conference, I've commissioned this special likeness.
It was a fad, mistakes were made, now the Russians have all of my data. But, RX2019 meet-up attendees received a cool sticker and I've made my peace with it.
When I celebrate, I go big! How better to launch into the future of high-tech ministry than in full astro gear?
I joined the RX2019 community incognito, wearing the same shirt they were. Pretty sure I was just one of the crowd of we prepared for blast off.
I worked hard for this Rock Star shirt! You should try holding this claw up all day sometime...and doing it with a smile!
I'm not just a fan, I'm on the team! I get to welcome new Spark staff with a grin.
Not just one mobile app, or two, Sparkability Group rolled out a complete App Factory and I got to rep the shirt.
I'm back with my holiday flair in 2019. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas!
My story, well that's going to take a while.
Today I begin my mission to become a pilot! I just hope they have a plane with 10 pedals for my many feet.
I make it a point to be the first one to the donut table in the morning so I can get my pink glaze with sprinks. What can I say, I can be shellfish.
You may not have known this, but I am a JEDI! I could not hold this claw up all day if the force was not strong within me.
I PITY THE FOOL who does not listen to Rock Cast, the one and only Rock RMS podcast!
Spelling is my favorite! Unfortunately, typing is a bit of a challenge. ** Invention idea - waterproof lobster keyboards **
Took a survey? I might end up on your doorstep. Oh what's this in my claw? Would you like to help get me on the ballot?
Half turkey, half pilgrim—don’t ask how it happened, but let’s just say a mix-up at the Thanksgiving feast left me with a tail, a buckle hat, and a craving for cranberry sauce!
Bring me home, or to work, today! I'm a lot of fun and I'll make you look good, promise!